It's finally happened.
I watched Twilight last night.
I expected Bella to start singing "Hot and Cold", but she never did. Major disappointment.
I'm pretty sure whenever I hear the word spider monkey from now on I'm going to laugh from my new random association.
Yes, I'm still procrastinating on homework, if you were wondering. I just can't bring myself to do it. Maybe if I stare at it long enough it will complete itself. Maybe if I had Jedi mind powers I could convince it to complete itself. Or pick my books up from across the room. I'm lazy.
20 hours ago