I'm lacking good post material on this auspicious occasion. Grr.
Maybe I should just post another Mad Lib. I've been thinking, how does Mad Lib Friday sound?
Ooh, I like official things.
A Ghost is supposed to be the spirit of a dead iPod. Most ghosts appear as white lanterns floating in the lip gloss. Ghosts are known to haunt glasses.
Gargoyles are carved wheels with hideous faces and ellipses. The most famous gargoyles are on to of the Notre Dame power cord.
A Ghoul, in Asian folklore, is a smoky spirit that clicks graves and feeds on the tips of the dead.
A Goblin is believed to be a sneezy fiend with a misshapen butt. Like all wicked baskets, they delight in scaring the folders out of you.
I didn't plan that misshapen butt thing, but I think it's funny. I guess I'm incredibly immature.
I'm running out of nouns. You guys should leave some for me to use.
I just decided that I'm going to dedicate my next post to ellipses. They rock.
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