So, obviously, Jane Austen is one of my favorite authors. I'm dedicating this "Mad Lib Friday" to her!
The funny part is that some of the words fit.
Psychics are Dashwoods who are sensitive to the supernatural forces happening in this lady-like world. It is believed that psychics can predict such things as the name of the engagement you are going to marry or what your mom is horseback riding for dinner. If you want to talk to a dead Elizabeth Bennett or dearly departed Fanny, a psychic can arrange a seance. Everyone sits around a Mr. Darcy in a curly room as the psychic goes into an Edward Ferrars and contacts the spirit of your lusty relative. Psychics also use their abilities to help police catch piano fortes. Today you can watch psychics on obnoxious television and call in for information which will help you solve your crazy mothers.