Oh, this is Johnny Depp, by the way. As if you didn't already know!
Mariah let me do a guest post today since it's her "Resident Expert" day and she's going home for fall break.
I think she's brilliant for choosing the true expert on Johnny Depp to write this post... me!
So... um... am I supposed to say anything, or do I just post pictures of myself?
What was that? Where you just nodding your head feverishly? Well, I'm not really a vain guy, but alright.
Oh, the things I do for fans.
Is that enough? Okay, okay, one more.
I tip my hat to you all. Have a marvelous Friday.
Sarah, is that you? You look lovely today.