Hello lovelies! Sarah gave me a smashing idea.
Why am I talking like that? Let me start over.
Hey guys, Sarah gave me a dasaloff idea the other day.
You see, she's hired OrRyanGosling as her personal assistant/intern. It's become clear to me that if I ever want to get an agent or get published, I'm going to have to hire someone to help me with the menial things in my life.
Like cleaning. *shiver*
Now all I have to do is pick an assistant. Lucky for me, I have many candidates to choose from!
And the lucky gents are...
Huh. I could've sworn there were more candidates than that.
Now it's up to you! Who should work for "Constantly Risking Absurdity"?
Keep in mind that I don't want any romantic entanglements to get in the way of professionalism, and that who ever you vote for will most likely be shoving memos in your face for a long time to come.
Polls are now open!
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