Yay! My new assistant is coming into work today!
But who is it, you wonder?
You guys voted...
...and there was a tie!
So it was between Mr. Darcy...
...and James McAvoy.
Suddenly, the choice became mine.
But now, a decision has been made, and I'd like to introduce you to...
Look at that quizzical brow of his! He thought I was kidding when I gave him the news.
How could I not hire him? I mean, the ACCENT.
Also, he's funny.
Of course these are job requirements! What are you talking about?
Oh look, there he goes again, taking his shirt off.
He's still learning how to behave in the office, but I won't complain.
So there you have it, folks.
Don't forget to say hello to James on your way out! And maybe leave some memos. He's still learning the whole memos thing.
7 hours ago