Alright. Here it is.
A song about why Sara Raasch is awesome. Sing along!
"Awesome is an adjective
that has been used in different ways.
It is used to describe
eating chocolate bars
and even this song.
You may think I use this word too much
but in all seriousness, I'll tell you,
awesome only needs to be used
when describing Sara Raasch!
Sara without an "H"!
Her favorite color is red
even though her website's pink.
She has an awesome agent
'cuz she writes a lot!
She writes about puppies and pirates
so in the future I suspect
she'll write about penguins
Sara YOU ARE AWESOME!
And now the world knows,
that is, if they didn't already."
I hope you weren't laughing at my musical talents.
Oh, and the "penguins and pottery" part is saying that you like to write about things that start with a "P", if that wasn't clear.
Anyways, next up is a poem for the runner-up, Southern Princess:
"Royalty or Not?"
Is Southern Princess really a princess?
My teachers taught me they only exist in fairy tales
and in my wild imaginings
where elephants swam with whales.
"You are a princess,"
my mother would say.
But I simply dismissed it
as silly play.
Now I've grown older
and I know they did exist.
Princesses were as real
as they princes they kissed.
Southern Princess lives in modern day,
a time of questionable deeds,
but I know she is a princess
because of the life she leads.
I'm no Whitman, but I hoped you liked it, Southern Princess!