Alright, Sarah, you asked for it...
If you're new to my blog, or you have a short attention span, you should know that I recently hired James McAvoy as a personal assistant. I like to call him McHotVoice, though, for obvious reasons.
Sarah's assistant is Ryan Gosling, a.k.a. OrRyanGosling.
OrRyanGosling and McHotVoice have been circling each other for a while, impatiently waiting to battle it out for the title of "Best Celebrity Assistant". Seriously, you should read the taunting emails I find in my inbox that are meant for McHotVoice.
Well, no more. The assistant duel officially begins..... NOW!!!
McHotVoice can take anyone in a fight.
He looks amazing in a cravat...
All together now... DAY-UM!!!
Also, he's Scottish.
That's, like, 100 extra points.
I only have one thing to say about OrRyanGosling:
What's up with his outfit? He's not even wearing a cravat.
Then there's this little guest post he did over at Sarah's blog... it's just sad, really.
Now, lovely followers, McHotVoice needs some back up if he's going to win this duel. Tell us your favorite things about him, and why he's better than OrRyanGosling!
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