If you haven't heard already, Sarah sold her book, All These Lives, to Margaret Ferguson at Farrar, Straus, and Giroux (Macmillan) in a two book deal! First publishing is in 2012!!! Go congratulate her!
In her honor, McHotVoice, my personal assistant, has decided to make a truce with Sarah's assistant, OrRyanGosling.
Hey Sarah! Congrats! I'll be letting off OrRyanGosling for a while, just for you.
Isn't he sweet?
So, are you gonna dedicate your book to me?
What? Why would she dedicate her book to you, McHotVoice?
Because one of her characters looks like me, remember?
Er... um, sorry James- I mean, McHotVoice, I don't know what you're talking about.
Psh. Of course you do. One of her characters was clearly modeled after me. Ruggedly handsome, debonair charm-
*blushes* I still don't remember her telling me this. If anything, the book will probably be dedicated to Johnny Depp.
Quit your whining! Wait, it's actually kinda cute when you pout. Continue.
Nope. I've changed me mind. Let her dedicate it to Johnny Depp. It'll make OrRyanGosling angry!
No! Don't use that photo! Use one with his ugly beard.
Haha! He's a hobo.
*Sigh* Sorry, Sarah, I tried my best.