How long has this Resident Expert thing been going on?
Okay, it all started in October last year. I decided to dedicate a post to James McAvoy after I discovered that he was the reason for most of the traffic on my blog. The next day, I found myself linked on forums about him, and declared myself a Resident Expert on, well, mostly hot guys.
Then, McAvoy became dubbed McHotVoice and he became my personal assistant ('cuz, ya know, I have sooooo much office work). He stops by my blog from time to time-
I would stop by more often if you let me.
Ah, here he is now! How are you doing today, McHotVoice?
Listen, Mariah, the real reason I'm buttin' in on this post is because we've got a situation at the office.
Oh? What situation?
All these blokes are hangin' 'round you! I can't get no bloody work done!
*blushes* I see.
I guess I should explain what he's talking about. You see, after I become a RE on someone, let's say Ben Barnes, they hang around me for a while. Of course, Ben is just an example (he's now my official secret celebrity boyfriend, FYI).
McHotVoice has come to me with an idea. He thinks that to get all these guys out of his hair, I should let you guys use them as your personal assistants. I would let them check in on you, encourage you to meet writing goals and other such things. Dara already has Ben as her encouragement.
Please get Ben out of here! He's so lovesick!
Shush! Go write a memo or something.
So, sound like a good idea guys? Let me know who you want, and I'll be sure to send them your way!
You didn't tell them!
Oh! I'm so forgetful! McHotVoice just started a Twitter to increase his popularity. If you love him, you should follow him.
But not in a stalker-ish way, please.