Me: Progress? What progress?
Other Me: Writing progress. You know, like the title of this post says.
Me: *squints* Oh. Did I just write that?
Other Me: Yes!
Me: Okay! Don't get your panties in a twist.
Other Me: You mean your panties.
Me: OUR panties.
Other Me: Can we please stop talking about panties?
Me: Yeah, this is getting weird.
Other Me: Just talk about your writing progress for The Quiet Calling and I'll leave you alone.
Me: Well, I've read over all my critiques...
Other Me: AND?!
Me: *in tiny voice* ... and revised the first chapter?
Other Me: *sigh* You're never going to finish revising this draft before November.
Me: Shut up! I totally will. But first, let me make this Wordle...
http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/2359569/Untitled (link will make it bigger and clearer, promise!)
Other Me: Stop goofing around!
Me: Fine. Don't get your-
Other Me: ENOUGH!!! I'm leaving you!
Me: See if I care!
There's a lot of echo space in my brain now.
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