Wow. I guess I missed Poetry Tuesday in the madness that is college life. Apologies!
I'm being pulled in about a zillion different directions right now, so, sad to say, the blog isn't exactly my first priority.
McHotVoice? What's wrong?! Why aren't you finishing my paper *cough* I mean, doing my laundry.
Constantly Risking Absurdity isnae yer first priority?!
Umm, no. Please don't have a heart attack.
Mah followers will be sae disappointed!
Yes, ma followers. They're aw haur fur me, an' mah scottish brogue..
Really? So you think that you could handle taking over my blog for a little bit?
Psh. Eh'd barely e'en hae tae mah wee finger.
Alright! The absurdity is in your hands now! *walks away*
It's abit bludy time!